Saturday, May 14, 2011
Boobonic Plague: The 6 Bustiest Females in the World
Boobonic Plague: The 6 Bustiest Females in the World
“Go big or go home” is a mantra that doesn’t necessarily apply to responsible plastic surgery. In a recent online quest to track down the largest pair of implants on record, I descended into a fascinating and terrifying journey through set after set of boobs that could dwarf a prize winning watermelon and crush a tin can under their monstrous girth. For better or for worse, here are the record holders for the largest breasts in the world, as well as a few other noteworthy entries.
Largest (Fake) Breasts
With each one weighing in at a staggering 20 lbs, Maxi Mounds and her 36 MMM bust hold the distinction of the largest surgically enhanced breasts in the world. Just to put that in perspective, here is a short list of things weighing in at approximately 20 pounds:
An upright Dyson Vacuum Cleaner (18.56 lbs)
An X-Box 360 (17 lbs)
A one-year-old child (+/- 20 lbs)
And her chest as a whole outweighs a 37 inch LCD TV
In case you’re wondering what Maxi looked like prior to her record breaking surgeries, here is a picture:
Biggest Natural Breasts
Norma Stitz holds the Guinness World Record for largest natural breasts with a mind-boggling pair of ZZZs. Surprisingly, Norma Stitz was not her original name, but rather something she adopted later in life to cleverly reflect her god-given talents. She currently runs a website featuring some highly inappropriate content from both her and a number of other very large breasted women. [Mind-numbingly NSFW]
Honorable Mentions
In 1996, Lolo Ferrari was listed in the French Guinness Book of World Records and was later featured in the American version in 2003, three years after her death. Having undergone a then record 22 enlargements, Lolo’s bust was measured at 71 inches.
Argentinian model Sabrina Sabrok has been in hot pursuit of the record for largest breast implants. In 2006 she announced that she was going to be undergoing yet another breast augmentation, with her new implants weighing 5 kilograms each. She stated that her goal was to achieve a size of 42 XXX.
Born in Somerset, England, Tina Small suffered from juvenile gigantomastia, which she claims resulted in her enormous 84 GG breasts. Although the legitimacy of both the affliction and claim that her breasts were “all natural” seems to be widely contested, she was undeniably one of the most well-known “big bust” models of the 1980s.
Although boasting a breast size of 153 XXX on her website, Chelsea has never been officially measured for the Guinness World Record. However, if her listed stats of over 25 lbs per breast are indeed accurate, she would be a potential competitor for Maxi Mounds’ spot in the record books.
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Born in Somerset, England, Tina Small
Born in Somerset, England, Tina Small suffered from juvenile gigantomastia, which she claims resulted in her enormous 84 GG breasts. Although the legitimacy of both the affliction and claim that her breasts were “all natural” seems to be widely contested, she was undeniably one of the most well-known “big bust” models of the 1980s.
Widely contest by people,who don't know what they are talking about.
Tina Small
Chelsea Charms
The US model, who has named her breasts Itsy and Bitsy, told the show's bewildered hosts Phillip Schofield and Ruth Langsford that she loves the attention her massive chest brings her.
The 35-year-old explained how she'd increased her bosom from a D cup with a series of operations including a now banned procedure called polypropylene breast implants.
The 5ft 2ins blonde told the pair how her breasts, which weigh around 26lbs each, are still growing.
And she thinks she might own the world's biggest boobs but explained she doesn't hold the record because they've never been officially measured.
She denied her massive breasts gave her back ache because she did a series of back exercises to build up her muscles.
She said: "I didn't plan on going this big that just happened on its own. I wanted to be big when I decided in the States that I wanted to be a feature dancer.
Tight squeeze ... This Morning's production staff try to get past Chelsea
"A feature dance in layman's terms is a professional exotic dancer. You've still got agents and things like that."
The stripper explained she wasn't always a fan of her boobs, thinking they were too big while she was at school.
"I developed early I had my D cups all through High School and in those years I covered up and was self-conscious about them being big," she explained. "It was until out of high school I learned how to appreciate curves."
Top-heavy Chelsea admitted that she sometimes struggled in small spaces - particularly planes' toilets.
Eye-catching ... Phillip Schofield said he had trouble stopping himself staring at Chelsea Charm's breasts
And other everyday activities can be a problem with such a massive chest.
She said: "Eating is a problem because I have to sit so far from my food."
Even though she knows she'll have to reduce her breasts one day, Chelsea said she'll always want to be busty.
She said: "Obviously I can't have them forever so I will reduce eventually but I don't think I could go down to a D cup." Or down her 164 XXX,would if real make as big as those mastasia Women.Also Chelsea seems having a hard time remembering her bust size.First 156 XXX,then 161MMM and 164XXX.
Is it 164 or just 64 ?
This Morning is at the centre of controversy after the show played host to a woman claiming the world’s largest breasts at a massive 164XXX. Chelsea Charms appearance on the British show with stars Philip Schofield and Ruth Langsford sparked almost 4,000 comments on the This Morning Facebook page.
More pics…just click:
I couldn’t resist this one!
One woman writing on the show’s Facebook page said: ‘It looks horrible, my kid was like ewwww.’
Chelsea Charms also immediately started trending on Twitter, with viewer Ben Harlock summing the mood of many: ‘Just seen Chelsea Charms on This Morning…WHY?
Another Twitterer Heidi Love wrote: ‘Chelsea Charms is deluded…and disgusting.’
However, some viewers were entertained – if somewhat shocked by her appearance – and Ofcom have yet to receive any complaints.
ITV meanwhile has yet to explain why Chelsea was chosen as a guest other than for pure titillation.
Phillip Scofield posted up a picture of himself with Chelsea after the interview and said simply: ‘Good grief!!
’
He had written earlier to his 762,000 followers: ‘The lady with the mahooooosive boobs has arrived! Everyone trying to keep their eyes up …. and failing.’
Originally from Minneapolis, 35-year-old Chelsea had her breasts enlarged by means of a now illegal procedure in which polypropylene string was implanted into each breast.
he material irritates the breast lining, creating a serum which enlarges the breasts, a process which could continue indefinitely.
Chelsea has added she would eventually have her breasts reduced and the polypropylene removed.
But at present they are still growing at a rate of one inch a month.
Chelsea explained to a shocked Ruth and Phillip: ‘Most of the other girls who have had this procedure have stopped at some point so I’m just waiting for that to happen.’
Although ‘Itsy and Bitsy’, as she calls them, have made her a comfortable living as an exotic dancer and porn star, she explained they can make daily life difficult.
She revealed she had trouble eating, she has to sleep on her back and she struggles to fit into aeroplane toilets.
She also has to perform regular exercises to be able to support the breasts, which each weigh about the same as two large watermelons.
Chelsea has yet to have them officially measured and Maxi Mounds is currently holds the Guinness Record for having the world’s biggest breasts.
Phillip mused: ‘Looking at the two of you together - you look bigger than her, so why haven’t you gone for the official recognition?’
Chelsea replied: ‘They haven’t called!’
ps.
thats because Guinness is full of crap.
So firstly here is Mandy Mountjoy, whom I believe shared her unreal figure with the lovely Cindy Fulsom. Still, I'd kill for nipples like that...
In shittier news, My internet is crappy is making it impossible to upload so until I move to better service this might be a lot of pics and vids. I'll still update as much as I can so let me know what you want to see!
Chelsea Charms had breasts enlarged by a now illegal procedure in which polypropylene string was implanted into each breast!
More pics…just click:
DM- Daytime viewers were left horrified as to why an exotic dancer and stripper more suited to a late night post-watershed show was a guest on the pre-lunchtime magazine show – with the possibility of children watching.
The hosts quizzed the surgically enhanced model about why she had chosen to have chest boosted to such a drastic degree.One woman writing on the show’s Facebook page said: ‘It looks horrible, my kid was like ewwww.’
Chelsea Charms also immediately started trending on Twitter, with viewer Ben Harlock summing the mood of many: ‘Just seen Chelsea Charms on This Morning…WHY?
Another Twitterer Heidi Love wrote: ‘Chelsea Charms is deluded…and disgusting.’
However, some viewers were entertained – if somewhat shocked by her appearance – and Ofcom have yet to receive any complaints.
ITV meanwhile has yet to explain why Chelsea was chosen as a guest other than for pure titillation.
Phillip Scofield posted up a picture of himself with Chelsea after the interview and said simply: ‘Good grief!!
’He had written earlier to his 762,000 followers: ‘The lady with the mahooooosive boobs has arrived! Everyone trying to keep their eyes up …. and failing.’
Originally from Minneapolis, 35-year-old Chelsea had her breasts enlarged by means of a now illegal procedure in which polypropylene string was implanted into each breast.
he material irritates the breast lining, creating a serum which enlarges the breasts, a process which could continue indefinitely.
Chelsea has added she would eventually have her breasts reduced and the polypropylene removed.
But at present they are still growing at a rate of one inch a month.
Chelsea explained to a shocked Ruth and Phillip: ‘Most of the other girls who have had this procedure have stopped at some point so I’m just waiting for that to happen.’
Although ‘Itsy and Bitsy’, as she calls them, have made her a comfortable living as an exotic dancer and porn star, she explained they can make daily life difficult.
She revealed she had trouble eating, she has to sleep on her back and she struggles to fit into aeroplane toilets.
She also has to perform regular exercises to be able to support the breasts, which each weigh about the same as two large watermelons.
Chelsea has yet to have them officially measured and Maxi Mounds is currently holds the Guinness Record for having the world’s biggest breasts.
Phillip mused: ‘Looking at the two of you together - you look bigger than her, so why haven’t you gone for the official recognition?’
Chelsea replied: ‘They haven’t called!’
ps.
thats because Guinness is full of crap.
So firstly here is Mandy Mountjoy, whom I believe shared her unreal figure with the lovely Cindy Fulsom. Still, I'd kill for nipples like that...
In shittier news, My internet is crappy is making it impossible to upload so until I move to better service this might be a lot of pics and vids. I'll still update as much as I can so let me know what you want to see!
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