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Monica Smith

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Gender: Female
Birthday: 05 February 1986
Relationship Status: Single
Interested in: Women
Looking for: Friendship
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Bio I come from a family of VERY well endowed women and im no exception. Im actually the biggest and still getting bigger due to my VBH. The huge ass is just my thing because no one else in my family has one. Ever since I was diagnosed with VBH Ive been fascinated watching my breasts grow to huge proportions. Now I just want to see how big they can possibly get. Wish me luck!

Dear Freinds
I found on Facebook.Actually,I found the same picture somewhere on Facebook or My Space I believe.She states she was born in 1986 and minus 2010,would make around 23 or 24.

I don't think it works like this.It didn't for me anyway.By the time your 18 or 19,you stop developing your bust.The only other reason,she could grow bigger is poor dietting or having a baby.Maybe this the case.but I believe,although 100 %,with fake.I just dosen't look right.
Tina

The Big Tina Small Convention

The Big Tina Small Convention
Here's a bit of oddness.

I found something someone mentioned on the net and it reminded of how I felt about back then.It was supposed to the worlds first Tina Small Convention or was it The Tina Small Appreciation League Convention .I can't remember which,since it was way back in 1985 or 1986 or about then.Anyway,my American Fanclub members,thought this up.They wan...ted me to be the Special Guest of Honor.You'd figure,I should appear like William Shatner or Leonard Nemoy might at some Star Trek Convention.But I didn't.Being in a room full of horny men,especially ones I didn't scared the hell out of me.They ask and I said certainly no.Fact is,first off,I wasn't to spend money and time to go to some strange hotel,somewhere the States.Let along spend it a bunch of men,who all looked me,as their sexual object of desires.What was I too do,sit up on a stange,dress scantally,with full cleavage in veiw and a skimpy Sheena of the Jungle dress,with guys eyes nearly popping out of their head and boners in their pants ?


Oddly as well,they wanted to display one of my old bra's ,I assume like they a model of the Star Ship Enterprise from Star Trek,within a plaxiglass display and riffle it off to some lucky winner.I do not understand what someone would wish to do my old brassieres,other than wear them,as a transvestite sort of thing or find a woman,who might fit into it.Lots a luck,guys.Today,you might find a dozen strippers,who might be able to get into it,but not back in the 1980.I just felt whole was absurd.Me in a room of sweatty,nervious guys,asking ''Are the real Tina ?''. Yes.''Can I touch them?'' No.''Wanna date ?'' Yes,June 4Th,1942.I might have ended up it like Little Annie Fanny,half naked with guy chasing around the convention floor,with Benny Hill music playing in the background.

As a fan recently reminded me''I can picture you, after a few questions responding as William Shatner did in that famous SNL sketch, 'Guys, get a life, wouldja"?''
Guys, you get a life, wouldja". Yes,a girl wonders.I have nothing against big breast.Heavens no,I made modelling career on it,until it got tiring and too much work,for poor back to stand.But somethings you wonder if the guys are dence.I love big peters,but sometimes you got see beyond it.Would you like if I kept on asking ''Hey,guys-how big is it ?''.''Is it long enough ?''




Anyway,I hear it never happened.I don't know why ?Maybe because I didn't show or was it because I wasn't about to donate my clothing to the event,I don't know.I guess,all so,what one may do in the privacy of ones home,isn't the same as one would happen to wish to do in public.Selling pictures,drawing cartoons and writting fan fiction about me,was one thing and destributing around the world,but all coming together to meet me,in the flesh,was another.Besides,I've guys get all tongue tide around a sexy woman .Do you a whole room of men,trying to talk to me,would more a bit nervious on both sides ?I've met men,who see me and try to pick me up,then fumble around trying to be all clever and dashing,not trying to stair at my big boobies and legs.I just don’t there would be many sexy ,well hung hunks their,Don’t think so anyway.My privacy is important and as I remember,this whole thing was just someones bad idea.
XXX
Tina Small
Ps.If anyone wishes recreate what the Tina Small Convention might looked ,please go right ahead.Those pictures I like,will put up here and yonder.

You know your boobs are too big when

You know your boobs are too big when

Found some of this on various sites,massage baoards and so forth.Made up a few myself.
In the book, Human Oddities by Melvin La Biggzepplins, there is a topless photo of a woman with 44-pound breasts measuring 33 inches in circumference. These are possibly the largest breasts the world has ever seen-well not enhanced by surgery anyway. However in modern times the world's largest breasts belong to the Legendary Tina Small who takes a size 84WW Bra. Tina Small holds the Guinness world record for having the biggest tits in the world. She would create chaos walking down the street in that dress. I'd spurt on sight!
This woman is HOT I could get lost in those boobs.Her breast are so big they should have their own zip code.Tina Small’s tits are so big,they should have there own atmosphere.
Macromastia, Gigantomastia, Hypermastia, Breast Hypertrophy, Hyperplasia, enlarged breasts, engorged breasts, mastoptosis or Galactorrhea, juvenile macromastia and juvenile gigantomastia VBH or Macromastia
Is bigger always better when it comes to boobs? In the case of Tina Small maybe not. Norma holds the world record for the largest natural breasts. Tina Small took home the title 10 years ago when her boobs were measured at an astounding 81 inches.It’s earthshaking when the one and only Tina Small breaks loose and exposes the big two
How much do those puppies weigh? 20 pounds? 30 pounds? Nope, try 40 pounds. They are so big that Tina Small has to use custom made bras using parachute fabric (really!) and extra thick straps for support..
There are a few drawbacks to having breasts this huge. One is that Tina Small can’t sleep on her back because these massive mounds will crush her airways. She also can’t walk up stairs by herself because, well, she can’t see them.
Despite these obstacles, Tina Small soldiers on with no interest in breast reduction surgery. In fact, she’s taken full advantage of her booming bosoms,that they should have their zip code and works in the pornography business.
Here’s a group that gives you an idea of just how big Tina Small ’s fun bags:Tina Small’s tits are so big,they should have there own atmosphere.


you cant drive a car cause they are pressed up against the steering wheel. like this lady:
You know your boobs are too big when people know you are entering a room before you get in the room.
You know you have big boobs whenYou’re jogging and you get a black eye (old joke but still funny) I quit that running shit ages ago. It took ‘em 2 minutes to quit bouncing, even after I stopped.

You know your boobs are too big when you fall over alot.
You know your boobs are too big when You get a heat rash (and I ain’t talkin’ diaper)

You know your boobs are too big when People ask where you got your boob job. (If these puppies Guys come out of the woodwork to make comments. (Just watch!….you silly, silly booby-lovin‘ boys
were bought, they would be at attention)

You know your boobs are too big when people asks, “What ARE those? Do they hurt?”

You know your boobs are too big when You get your picture in the paper because you were a good sport and tried the jackhammer at a public groundbreaking.
You know you have big boobs when you are in very real danger of suffocation when performing a headstand.
You know your boobs are too big when You screw up your keyboard all the time.
You know your boobs are too big when Virtual Model has no body type quite like yours.
You know your boobs are too big when You haven’t seen your feet since you were 12 or14
You know your boobs are too big when people asks, “What they real alot ? Whats your cup size?”
You know your boobs are too big when when they have own zip code
...and people have moved into it
You know your boobs are too big when you are heavily pregnant with twins and they sit on your belly with nowhere to put your arms!
you have to were 2 sports bras and a regular bra to the gym and they still bounce.

You know your boobs are too big when where they have their own atmosphere with satelites
You know your boobs are too big when you have to look in the mirror to remind yourself what you're wearing from the waist down.

You know your boobs are too big when you wear a holter neck top and it feels like you are cutting off your own head from behind!!!!

You know your boobs are too big when .you cannot do you coat up as it gives you instant back ache!!!

You know your boobs are too big
You know your boobs are too big when when they reach 84 inches

You know your boobs are too big when when resemble big watermelons

You know your boobs are too big when when you still have cleavage while wearing a turtleneck


You know your boobs are too big when fall over.allot
You know your boobs are too big when can't see to feet in years.
You know your boobs are too big when the straps are digging into your shoulders.
You know your boobs are too big when they ask to help redesign a blimp and you don’t anything about how go about that kinda thing.
You know your boobs are too big when it gets harder to find your size.
You know your boobs are too big when
You know your boobs are too big when they make all the buttons pop off your tops.
You know your boobs are too big when they hurt your back.
You know your boobs are too big when they hang down past your rib cage.
You know your boobs are too big when your date wont look at your face.
You know your boobs are too big when your man starts drooling when he looks at you.
You know your boobs are too big when if you spun around you could slap someone in the face with them.
You know your boobs are too big when you use your bra as an emergency parachute.
You know your boobs are too big when you can use your bra as a double emergency rain hat or umbrella.
You know your boobs are too big when you protect small children from bad whether.
You know your boobs are too big when jump into a pool and they spash out all the water.
You know your boobs are too big when you can hide a cable box and TV in you bra.
You know your boobs are too big when your man tips, falls down your shirt and gets lost for months!
You know your boobs are too big when you can toss them over your shoulder.
You know your boobs are too big when your doctor says, "Damn!!!!!!"
You know your boobs are too big when your asked pose naked by a stranger and you say yes.
You know your boobs are too big when Chelsea Charms looks tiny compared to you.

You know your boobs are too big when your doctor tells you they're to big.
You know your boobs are too big when your boyfriend tells you they're to big.
You know your boobs are too big when they half the length of your arms.
You know your boobs are too big when you can use them as a pillow.
You know your boobs are too big when people wont stop staring.
You know your boobs are too big when you pull them up and find your remote.
You know your boobs are too big when you can use your bra as a sling shot.
You know your boobs are too big when your boobs are bigger than your face.
You know your boobs are too big when guys you don't even know randomly want to hug you.
You know your boobs are too big when you get a heat rash under them.
You know your boobs are too big when you can lay your hands under them.
You know your boobs are too big when you find your cat hiding under them.
You know your boobs are too big when you lift them up and a spare tire rolls out from under them.
You know your boobs are too big when you can keep you food warm under them.
You know your boobs are too big when you can't touch your toes to the wall in front of you no matter what.
You know your boobs are too big whenU can sit on them.
You know your boobs are too big when your boyfriend can climb up to your window on them.
You know your boobs are too big when you can't breath well cause they're weighing down your lungs.
You know your boobs are too big when you can tie them.
You know your boobs are too big when you can trip over them.
You know your boobs are too big when your in Minnesota and people in Mexico can see them.
You know your boobs are too big when they can hang off the side of your bed and touch the floor.
You know your boobs are too big when you can't get up cause they're weighing you down.You know your boobs are too big when your boyfriend can use them as a blanket. You know your boobs are too big when you don't need a sports hellmit, because your boobs wills hit the grownd before your face.
You know your boobs are too big when won't need air bags in your car, because your boobs got you covered.
You know your boobs are too big when you need a boyfreind hung like a horse to get through your cleavage.
You know your boobs are too big whenpeople know you are entering a room before you get in the room.
when they rest on the table and serve as a bookrest when reading
You know your boobs are too big when people know you have arrived 5 minutes before you actually get there!
You know your boobs are too big when I can tilt my head and take a nap on them
You know your boobs are too big when they sit on your lap

You know your boobs are too big when they start getting in the way when your trying to sleep and do other things
You know your boobs are too big whenWhen I can no longer reach the stearing wheel
when you look down and can't see the floor anymore.
lay on your back with no bra on and your boobs are laying one on each side of you.
And you need a periscope to watch tv.
You know your boobs are too big when can fit all your school books in your bra.
You know your boobs are too big when can't fit your hands around someone when you hug them, because you boods are in thr way.
your in a freak car accident but your boobs act as air bags and save you from the impact
when they are being served for dinner...
when your back hurts.... I know! And also when your doctor tells you to get surgey to make them small
You know your boobs are too big when can't see the door handel.
You know your boobs are too big when,you join Facebook or My Space and everyone wants to be your friend.
You know your boobs are too big when everyone keeps asking you for nude pictures all the time.
You know your boobs are too big when can use para chutes as a temporary bra.
 You know your boobs are too big when the looks smaller than your breast,up close.