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Roberta Pedon Birthdate May 2, 1954(1954-05-02)
Birth location Ohio, United States
Birth name Roberta Singer
Date of death July 30, 1982 (aged 28)
Alias(es) Mooschi, Sadie Schultz,
Roberta Pedon at IMDb
Roberta Pedon at IAFD
Roberta Pedon (born 2 May 1954 – 30 July 1982) was the stage name of a big-bust American glamour model who appeared in men's magazines in the 1970s.
* 1 Modeling career
* 2 Legacy
* 3 Selected magazine appearances
* 4 References
* 5 External links
 Modeling career
Born in Ohio to Latvian-Jewish parents, Pedon relocated first to San Francisco and then to Venice, California to start a modeling career. Bob Ellison and John Kirk, both well-known glamour photographers in Los Angeles have been credited with discovering her. She was known by many pseudonyms (Roberta Pedon, Melody O'Hare, Roberta Baird and Roberta Weaver). "Roberta Pedon" was the name she had fully adopted by 1973. The "Melody O'Hare" moniker supposedly came from the name of one of her best friends in junior high. Pedon's nickname was "Mooschi". If you check the web, you will probably find that a lot of people believe Roberta was really a young lady named Rosma Grantoviskis. She wasn't. They had many things in common, they lived in the same city for a couple of years, and I think they knew each other. Unfortunately, I shared some of my research prematrurely a couple of years ago and now even Wikipedia is spreading the error. In fact, there were four women whose lives I researched, including Rosma.She modelled/acted under the names Robin, Robbie, Roberta, Sam, Melody O'Hare, Roberta Weaver and is rumored to have had some kids and a breast reduction and to have died in the mid-80's alone and destitute.
Because of her large breasts,36DD Pedon's photographs frequently appeared in men's magazines catering to breast fetishists. The earliest verifiable publication of her photos was in the February 1974 edition of "The Swinger", a men's magazine. The issue would have gone to press the prior November. In Nymphet, February 1975, she appeared under her actual name with text referring to her Jewish background. Pedon dressed (and then undressed) as a hippie in most of her photo shoots.
Pedon appeared in the sexploitation film Carnal Madness aka Delinquent Schoolgirls. Her casting was the result of her contacts at American Art Enterprises (AAE), a Los Angeles company that specialized in pornographic shoots and loops. AAE's modeling roster provided the producer of Delinquent Schoolgirls with busty female talent like Pedon and Nika Movenka for the film. After appearing in Delinquent Schoolgirls, Pedon auditioned for the lead female role in the Jan-Michael Vincent film Buster and Billie.
In Dian Hanson's book, The History of Men's Magazines Vol. 5, Roberta Pedon is listed as one of the top five American covergirls from 1968-1980.
The Big Book of Breasts, by Dian Hanson, features several nude modeling photographs of Roberta Pedon.
Delinquent Schoolgirls was released on DVD in February 2008.
 Selected magazine appearances
* Fling (May 1973)
* Big 'ins (August 1973)
* Whoppers Magazine (October 1973)
* Girls With Enormous Breasts (October 1973)
* Jugs, Hiney Holes, and More! (February 1974)
* Gem (May 1974)
* Nymphet (February, 1975)
* Gent (Vol.16, No.3 June 1975)
* Peaches (No.8, 1975, UK)
1. ^ Smith, Charles L.. "Roberta Pedon, a biography". http://www.ladybumps.com/stories/misc3/pedon.txt. Retrieved 2009-01-21. "By the winter of 1972-73 she was 18 and living with a college student in San Francisco. ... She separated from her lover and in March, 1973, moved to Venice, California, not far from Hollywood."
2. ^ "Roberta Pedon". Roxy Brewer. http://www.roxybrewer.com/robertapage.html. Retrieved 2009-01-20. "... and often went by the name of Mooschi, Melody O'Hare"
3. ^ "Roberta Pedon". Danni's Hard Drive. http://models.danni.com/models/mod11051.html. Retrieved 2009-01-20. "Roberta Pedon started modeling around 1974. ... Well, Roberta actually made a movie -- a genuine 'Two Thumbs Up' classic called Delinquent Schoolgirls."
 External links
* Roberta Pedon at the Internet Movie Database
* Charles L. Smith's recollections of Roberta Pedon
Retrieved from "http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roberta_Pedon"
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Roberta Pedon, a biography
by Charles L. Smith
Trying to tell the story of the short, unhappy life of Roberta Pedon becomes
more difficult each year. Those of us who knew her use that name, although it
certainly was not her "real" name. Separating reality from the fictions
Roberta created about herself is almost impossible. Very few things about her
are certain: she was born in 1954 in the United States, either in California
or Ohio; she had one credited motion picture role; she had serious drug and
alcohol abuse problems; she was hospitalized at least twice for overdoses; she
was arrested at least once; she worked by turns as a model, actress, and
prostitute; she was bulemic and suffered from one or more mental health
problems known as personality disorders; and her adult life was a repetitive
pattern of short, unstable, intensely sexualized relationships.
Many things about her we know only from faded memories of things she told us,
and she was not the most reliable of sources, especially about herself. Each
of us knew only a small part of her complex and deeply troubled personality,
and she went to great lengths to appear to be what she thought each of us
expected her to be. She was professional and organized to some, vulnerable and
careless to others. She was a bold sexual adventurer to some, masochistic
victim to others. The longest sustained intimate relationship she had was
about six months, but she would drop into the lives of former lovers months or
years later, ask a favor, a loan, a fix, a place to crash. And then she would
be gone again, into an endless cycle of sex, drugs, sleep, and starting all
She seldom spoke of her early life. She was fond of her paternal grandmother,
with whom she spoke Portugese. She repeatedly expressed rage toward her
mother. She sometimes referred to a sister; other times she said she was an
only child. She rarely spoke of her father or step-father, but did call him
"Robert". It is true that "Apedon" is a not-uncommon name in Portugal, and it
is tempting to think that she fashioned her famous alias from that name. The
only "Robert Apedon" living in California in 1980 refused to discuss anything
She said that her mother constantly insisted that she lose weight, told her
that her body was "freakish", and her mother made it clear that she was
disappointed in Roberta. She said that she was introduced to sex at the age of
twelve, and that one of her first sex partners referred to her as a "lousy
lay". She alternately spoke of her adolescence as an adventure of sex and
drugs, or an extended grasping for attention from men who used and rejected
her. She told several lovers that she had developed her considerable skill at
fellatio as a way of avoiding pregnancy in her teens.
She said that she graduated from high school in 1972 in "The Bay Area", which
could include much of Northern California. She once claimed to have attended
the UCLA film school, but one graduate who remembered her said that all she
attended was parties, and was best known for her sexual adventures.
By the winter of 1972-73 she was 18 and living with a college student in San
Francisco. In December, 1972, they attended a party in Sausalito at the home
of a minor film figure. After taking drugs and drinking, Roberta went with a
couple into a bathroom for a threesome. After they left, and semi-conscious,
she "entertained" a dozen or so of the guests before being hospitalized for an
overdose. In an effort to change her life she moved to Renton, Washington, for
a few months. She soon decided that her fate lay in California She separated
from her lover and in March, 1973, moved to Venice, California, not far from
Hollywood. By June, 1973, she was involved with American Art Enterprises which
was at the center of the "porno-industrial complex" in Chatsworth and North
Hollywood, California. Her modeling career lasted from June, 1973, to
December, 1975, two and a half years.
One of the photographers who worked with her, Bob Ellison, claimed to have
"discovered" her, although he worked much of the time for AAE. The earliest
verifiable publication of her photos was in a magazine called "The Swinger" in
the February, 1974, edition which would have gone to press the prior November.
In a recent (2002) interview published by Score Group, Ellison described her
as living in a "hippie" apartment in Venice, California, with a boyfriend.
During that period she had brief, stormy "affairs" ranging from a night to a
few weeks, including Gus Hasford, a part-time editor for American Art and the
tormented author of a novel, The Short Timers, which was the basis for Stanley
Kubrick’s "Full Metal Jacket". She claimed to have worked as a dancer at The
Classic Cat, a high-end topless bar in Hollywood, but no record exists of her
employment and none of the women who worked there remembers her. She also
claimed to have been involved with a number of minor celebrities including Bob
Crane and Charleton Heston.
She had a credited role in one movie, "Carnal Madness", released on video as
"Delinquent Schoolgirls", where her attempt at an accent in her few on-screen
lines led to all kinds of imaginative stories about her ethnic origin. She
tried out, but was rejected for the female lead in the Jan-Michael Vincent
movie, "Buster and Billie". Aside from a few nude 8mm "loops", that was the
end of her film career, although she kept trying to get roles.
Larry Shaw, a lead editor for American Art publications who would win a Hugo
Award in 1984, felt that she had enough talent to make a living as an actress
except that her body and her self-destructive life style kept getting in the
way. Several times he spotted her on L.A.’s prostitution "strolls".
She was arrested at least once, in September, 1975, in San Francisco, for
prostitution. Shortly after that A.A.E. quit using her as a model. Although
she posed a number of times after that for various photographers, her last
known contact was in late 1979 when she called a former lover for a ride to a
hard-core shoot in Pacific Palisades, south of Los Angeles. She was homeless
and her weight had dropped below 90 pounds and years of drug use had taken a
Several reports about her fate after 1979 are floating around. One "john
board" mentioned her working as a prostitute in San Francisco in 1982. Another
rumor suggests she was involved in a robbery, changed her identity, and
disappeared. Several sources report that she died in 1983 or 1984. But none
can be confirmed.
Unlike many of her contemporaries who are having "second careers" with fan
sites and Glamourcon tours, no trace remains of the troubled young woman who
was probably the most popular nude model of the 1970s.
If you can add anything, please contact: firstname.lastname@example.org.
In 1974, Roberta Pedon began modeling - posing first in a Danish magazine before making her way to California and posing there. She almost always dressed as a hippie with love beads and bandana's and then disappeared in 1977. Everything else known about Roberta is considered pretty much rumor but this is what I did find out (sort of).
Roberta is the child of Latvian parents (or italian or argentinian) who went to California to become a movie star but ended up in porn and made one legitimate movie called Delinquent Schoolgirls.
She modelled/acted under the names Robin, Robbie, Roberta, Sam, Melody O'Hare, Roberta Weaver and is rumored to have had some kids and a breast reduction and to have died in the mid-80's alone and destitute. I frankly don't believe any of that crap. She came, had a blast modelling - doing it because she was laid back and relaxed about showing off her gravity defying boobs and hourglass figure then moved on to something else she loved. I hope she never looked back. I hope she's just as happy and sweet now as she ever was back then. For now, she's frozen in time in the summer of 1975, a legend.
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Birth location: Ohio, USA
Birth name: Rosma Grantoviskis
Date of death: 1982
Alias(es): Mooschi, Sadie Schultz
Roberta Pedon at IMDb
Roberta Pedon at IAFD
Roberta Pedon (born Rosma Laila Grantoviskis in Ohio on May 2nd 1954 ) was a big-bust American glamour model who appeared in men's magazines in the 1970s.*
* 1 Early life
* 2 Modeling Career
* 3 Personal Life
* 4 Death
* 5 Legacy
* 6 Identity Mystery
* 7 References
* 8 Selected Magazine Appearances
* 9 External links
Roberta Pedon was born in Ohio on May 2, 1954. She moved to the San Francisco Bay Area with her family shortly thereafter. Roberta seldom spoke to friends about her personal background and sometimes claimed to be an “only child”, it is now known she had both a brother and a half sister. Although it is popularly believed that Roberta's ethnicity was Italian or Argentinian, her parents were actually Latvian emigres. The Italian/Argentinian rumors originate from the fact that she plays a foreign character in the sexploitation film Delinquent Schoolgirls. According to people who met her, Roberta spoke with a normal American accent, yet was also fluent in Portuguese.
In 1973, Roberta relocated from San Francisco to Venice, California where she started her modeling career. Bob Ellison and John Kirk, both well known glamour photographers in Los Angeles have been credited with discovering Roberta. She was known by many pseudonyms (Roberta Pedon, Melody O'Hare, Roberta Baird and Roberta Weaver). "Roberta Pedon" was the name she had fully adopted by 1973. The "Melody O'Hare" moniker supposedly came from the name of one of her best friends in Junior High. Pedon's nickname was "Mooschi".
Due to her extremely large breasts, Roberta's photographs frequently appeared in men's magazines that catered to breast fetishists. The earliest verifiable publication of her modeling photos was in a men's magazine called "The Swinger" in the February, 1974, edition which would have gone to press the prior November. She invariably dressed (and then undressed) as a hippie during most of her photo shoots.
Roberta’s appearance in the sexploitation film Carnal Madness aka Delinquent Schoolgirls resulted from her contacts at American Art Enterprises (AAE) a Los Angeles company that specialized in pornographic shoots and loops. AAE's modeling roster provided the producer of Delinquent Schoolgirls with busty female talent like Roberta and Nika Movenka to act in the film. After appearing in Delinquent Schoolgirls, Roberta caught the acting bug and auditioned for the lead female role in the Jan-Michael Vincent film Buster and Billie.
However, Roberta's personal problems and poor career management meant Delinquent Schoolgirls would be her only "legitimate" film appearance. In September 1975, she was imprisoned in San Francisco for drug and prostitution offenses. Upon her release she was ostracized by many of her previous employers, including her employers at American Art Enterprises. Roberta would eventually become homeless while also suffering from alcoholism, drug abuse and chronic bulimia. Her modeling career was short-lived, lasting only 2 1/2 years. Her last photo shoot took place in 1976.
Roberta’s relationships with men were of a brief and turbulent nature, characterized by a repeated pattern of seeking deep emotional attachment with men who merely used and discarded her. She claimed to have had affairs with an actor from the film Planet of the Apes and a faded television star who was to later die in mysterious circumstances in 1978. While few of her relationships lasted more than a couple of months, she did enjoy a longer one with the writer Gustav Hasford, author of The Short-Timers and inspiration for the film Full Metal Jacket.
Roberta Pedon died at the Alameda Hospital in Alameda County, California on July 30th 1982 at the age of 28. On Pedon's death certificate, the examining physician recorded her death as a result of "shock" due to lactic acidosis caused by "alcoholic liver disease". Pedon's remains were cremated at the Chapel of the Chimes in Oakland.
In Dian Hanson's book, "The History of Men's Magazines Vol.5", Roberta Pedon is listed as one of the top five American covergirls from 1968-1980.
The "Big Book of Breasts", by Dian Hanson features several nude modeling photographs of Roberta Pedon.
Two books about Roberta are currently being written, one a traditional biography written by Charles L Smith (due in 2009), the other a fictional narrative in which one of the main characters is heavily based on Roberta.
Delinquent Schoolgirls was released on DVD in Feb 2008.
* Recent information about the name "Rosma Grantovskis" has emerged which casts doubt or entirely nullifies the theory that this name was the true identity of Roberta Pedon.
1. ^ Almeda County (CA) Death Certificate for Rosma Laila (Grantoviskis) Apodaca
2. ^ Almeda County (CA) Death Certificate for Rosma Laila (Grantoviskis) Apodaca
Selected Magazine Appearances
* Fling (May 1973)
* Casanova (No.1, 1974
* The Swinger (Feb 1974)
* Gem (May 1974)
* Night and Day: Supermamas (Spring, 1974)
* Adam (Vol.18, No.6, 1974)
* Adam (Vol.18, No.7, August, 1974)
* Nacht Express (Vol. 1. No. 5, 1974, Germany)
* Showpiece (Vol.2 No.4, 1974)
* Hamburger Sex Illustrierte (No.40, 1974, Germany)
* Mayfair (Vol.9, No.5, 1974, UK, as "Roberta Baird")
* Showpiece (Vol.3, No.1, 1974)
* Cavalcade Galacolorama (Summer, 1974)
* Sam (197?)
* The Best of Sam (1974)
* Cavalier (November 1974)
* Torrid Teens (Vol.6, No.2, Winter 1974)
* Gent (Dec, 1974)
* Fabulous Females (1975)
* Candid (1975)
* Juicy (Vol.1, No.1 1975)
* Climax (Janurary 1975)
* Man’s Pleasure (Vol.5, No.3 Feb 1975)
* Modern Man (Vol.25, No.3 March 1975)
* Gent (Vol.16, No.3 June 1975)
* Cavalcade Galacolorama (Spring 1975)
* Cavalcade Galacolorama (September, 1975)
* 38-26-34 -"the way out magazine" (Vol.13, No.1, 1975)
* Jallu (1975, Finnish)
* Peaches (No.8, 1975, UK)
* Big Tits (Vol.10,No.1, 197?)
* Bounce -"real life exeriences of big breasted women" (197?)
* St. Pauli Nachtrichen (197?, German)
* Big Boobs Superbusen Ballons (No.8, 197?, German)
* Big Boobs Superbusen Ballons (No.12, 197?, German)
* Blockbusters (197?)
* Scoop Magazine (No.10, 197?)
* Jaguar (197?)
* Teenage Tits (197?)
* Swingle (197?)
* O.K. (No.2, 197?)
* Mingo (No.1 197?)
* International Sex Stars: Robin (197?)
* Fascination (197?)
* King Size (197?)
* Pornoboy (No.22, 197?)
* X-otica (No.6, 197?)
* Fling (May 1977)
* Peaches (No.29, 1977, UK)
* Pushovers (1977, Annual)
* Hookers (No.3, 1977)
* Peaches special (No.13, 1978, UK)
* Fling (Vol.20, No.5 March 1978 as "Melody O'Hare")
* Fling (September, 1978)
* Happy Girls (No.4, 1979, German)
* Busen Revue (No.12, 1979, German)
* Gem (archive pictures, Dec 1979)
* Scoop Magazine (archive pictures, 1980)
* Busen Girls (archive pictures, 198?, German)
* Gent (archive pictures, Feb 1981)
* BUF- Big Up Front Swinger (archive pictures, 1982)
* Adam Choice (Vol.3, No.1, archive pictures, Jan 1984)
* Velvet Touch (archive pictures, Feb 1984)
* Roberta Pedon at the Internet Movie Database
* Roberta Pedon "loop" #1
* Delinquent Schoolgirls film clip #1
* Delinquent Schoolgirls film clip #2
* Delinquent Schoolgirls film clip #3
* Charles L. Smith's recollections of Roberta Pedon
* Biographer Charles L. Smith’s myspace page
* Reality-based Roberta Pedon website
* Roberta Pedon Gallery at MyArchives.net (listed alphabetically by first name under Pre-1980 Vintage and Retro)
* Roberta on the cover of 'Adam' magazine
Wednesday, August 18, 2010
Birthday: 05 February 1986
Relationship Status: Single
Interested in: Women
Looking for: Friendship
Bio I come from a family of VERY well endowed women and im no exception. Im actually the biggest and still getting bigger due to my VBH. The huge ass is just my thing because no one else in my family has one. Ever since I was diagnosed with VBH Ive been fascinated watching my breasts grow to huge proportions. Now I just want to see how big they can possibly get. Wish me luck!
I found on Facebook.Actually,I found the same picture somewhere on Facebook or My Space I believe.She states she was born in 1986 and minus 2010,would make around 23 or 24.
I don't think it works like this.It didn't for me anyway.By the time your 18 or 19,you stop developing your bust.The only other reason,she could grow bigger is poor dietting or having a baby.Maybe this the case.but I believe,although 100 %,with fake.I just dosen't look right.
Tuesday, August 17, 2010
The Big Tina Small Convention
Here's a bit of oddness.
I found something someone mentioned on the net and it reminded of how I felt about back then.It was supposed to the worlds first Tina Small Convention or was it The Tina Small Appreciation League Convention .I can't remember which,since it was way back in 1985 or 1986 or about then.Anyway,my American Fanclub members,thought this up.They wan...ted me to be the Special Guest of Honor.You'd figure,I should appear like William Shatner or Leonard Nemoy might at some Star Trek Convention.But I didn't.Being in a room full of horny men,especially ones I didn't scared the hell out of me.They ask and I said certainly no.Fact is,first off,I wasn't to spend money and time to go to some strange hotel,somewhere the States.Let along spend it a bunch of men,who all looked me,as their sexual object of desires.What was I too do,sit up on a stange,dress scantally,with full cleavage in veiw and a skimpy Sheena of the Jungle dress,with guys eyes nearly popping out of their head and boners in their pants ?
Oddly as well,they wanted to display one of my old bra's ,I assume like they a model of the Star Ship Enterprise from Star Trek,within a plaxiglass display and riffle it off to some lucky winner.I do not understand what someone would wish to do my old brassieres,other than wear them,as a transvestite sort of thing or find a woman,who might fit into it.Lots a luck,guys.Today,you might find a dozen strippers,who might be able to get into it,but not back in the 1980.I just felt whole was absurd.Me in a room of sweatty,nervious guys,asking ''Are the real Tina ?''. Yes.''Can I touch them?'' No.''Wanna date ?'' Yes,June 4Th,1942.I might have ended up it like Little Annie Fanny,half naked with guy chasing around the convention floor,with Benny Hill music playing in the background.
As a fan recently reminded me''I can picture you, after a few questions responding as William Shatner did in that famous SNL sketch, 'Guys, get a life, wouldja"?''
Guys, you get a life, wouldja". Yes,a girl wonders.I have nothing against big breast.Heavens no,I made modelling career on it,until it got tiring and too much work,for poor back to stand.But somethings you wonder if the guys are dence.I love big peters,but sometimes you got see beyond it.Would you like if I kept on asking ''Hey,guys-how big is it ?''.''Is it long enough ?''
Anyway,I hear it never happened.I don't know why ?Maybe because I didn't show or was it because I wasn't about to donate my clothing to the event,I don't know.I guess,all so,what one may do in the privacy of ones home,isn't the same as one would happen to wish to do in public.Selling pictures,drawing cartoons and writting fan fiction about me,was one thing and destributing around the world,but all coming together to meet me,in the flesh,was another.Besides,I've guys get all tongue tide around a sexy woman .Do you a whole room of men,trying to talk to me,would more a bit nervious on both sides ?I've met men,who see me and try to pick me up,then fumble around trying to be all clever and dashing,not trying to stair at my big boobies and legs.I just don’t there would be many sexy ,well hung hunks their,Don’t think so anyway.My privacy is important and as I remember,this whole thing was just someones bad idea.
Ps.If anyone wishes recreate what the Tina Small Convention might looked ,please go right ahead.Those pictures I like,will put up here and yonder.
Sunday, August 8, 2010
You know your boobs are too big when
Found some of this on various sites,massage baoards and so forth.Made up a few myself.
In the book, Human Oddities by Melvin La Biggzepplins, there is a topless photo of a woman with 44-pound breasts measuring 33 inches in circumference. These are possibly the largest breasts the world has ever seen-well not enhanced by surgery anyway. However in modern times the world's largest breasts belong to the Legendary Tina Small who takes a size 84WW Bra. Tina Small holds the Guinness world record for having the biggest tits in the world. She would create chaos walking down the street in that dress. I'd spurt on sight!
This woman is HOT I could get lost in those boobs.Her breast are so big they should have their own zip code.Tina Small’s tits are so big,they should have there own atmosphere.
Macromastia, Gigantomastia, Hypermastia, Breast Hypertrophy, Hyperplasia, enlarged breasts, engorged breasts, mastoptosis or Galactorrhea, juvenile macromastia and juvenile gigantomastia VBH or Macromastia
Is bigger always better when it comes to boobs? In the case of Tina Small maybe not. Norma holds the world record for the largest natural breasts. Tina Small took home the title 10 years ago when her boobs were measured at an astounding 81 inches.It’s earthshaking when the one and only Tina Small breaks loose and exposes the big two
How much do those puppies weigh? 20 pounds? 30 pounds? Nope, try 40 pounds. They are so big that Tina Small has to use custom made bras using parachute fabric (really!) and extra thick straps for support..
There are a few drawbacks to having breasts this huge. One is that Tina Small can’t sleep on her back because these massive mounds will crush her airways. She also can’t walk up stairs by herself because, well, she can’t see them.
Despite these obstacles, Tina Small soldiers on with no interest in breast reduction surgery. In fact, she’s taken full advantage of her booming bosoms,that they should have their zip code and works in the pornography business.
Here’s a group that gives you an idea of just how big Tina Small ’s fun bags:Tina Small’s tits are so big,they should have there own atmosphere.
you cant drive a car cause they are pressed up against the steering wheel. like this lady:
You know your boobs are too big when people know you are entering a room before you get in the room.
You know you have big boobs whenYou’re jogging and you get a black eye (old joke but still funny) I quit that running shit ages ago. It took ‘em 2 minutes to quit bouncing, even after I stopped.
You know your boobs are too big when you fall over alot.
You know your boobs are too big when You get a heat rash (and I ain’t talkin’ diaper)
You know your boobs are too big when People ask where you got your boob job. (If these puppies Guys come out of the woodwork to make comments. (Just watch!….you silly, silly booby-lovin‘ boys
were bought, they would be at attention)
You know your boobs are too big when people asks, “What ARE those? Do they hurt?”
You know your boobs are too big when You get your picture in the paper because you were a good sport and tried the jackhammer at a public groundbreaking.
You know you have big boobs when you are in very real danger of suffocation when performing a headstand.
You know your boobs are too big when You screw up your keyboard all the time.
You know your boobs are too big when Virtual Model has no body type quite like yours.
You know your boobs are too big when You haven’t seen your feet since you were 12 or14
You know your boobs are too big when people asks, “What they real alot ? Whats your cup size?”
You know your boobs are too big when when they have own zip code
...and people have moved into it
You know your boobs are too big when you are heavily pregnant with twins and they sit on your belly with nowhere to put your arms!
you have to were 2 sports bras and a regular bra to the gym and they still bounce.
You know your boobs are too big when where they have their own atmosphere with satelites
You know your boobs are too big when you have to look in the mirror to remind yourself what you're wearing from the waist down.
You know your boobs are too big when you wear a holter neck top and it feels like you are cutting off your own head from behind!!!!
You know your boobs are too big when .you cannot do you coat up as it gives you instant back ache!!!
You know your boobs are too big
You know your boobs are too big when when they reach 84 inches
You know your boobs are too big when when resemble big watermelons
You know your boobs are too big when when you still have cleavage while wearing a turtleneck
You know your boobs are too big when fall over.allot
You know your boobs are too big when can't see to feet in years.
You know your boobs are too big when the straps are digging into your shoulders.
You know your boobs are too big when they ask to help redesign a blimp and you don’t anything about how go about that kinda thing.
You know your boobs are too big when it gets harder to find your size.
You know your boobs are too big when
You know your boobs are too big when they make all the buttons pop off your tops.
You know your boobs are too big when they hurt your back.
You know your boobs are too big when they hang down past your rib cage.
You know your boobs are too big when your date wont look at your face.
You know your boobs are too big when your man starts drooling when he looks at you.
You know your boobs are too big when if you spun around you could slap someone in the face with them.
You know your boobs are too big when you use your bra as an emergency parachute.
You know your boobs are too big when you can use your bra as a double emergency rain hat or umbrella.
You know your boobs are too big when you protect small children from bad whether.
You know your boobs are too big when jump into a pool and they spash out all the water.
You know your boobs are too big when you can hide a cable box and TV in you bra.
You know your boobs are too big when your man tips, falls down your shirt and gets lost for months!
You know your boobs are too big when you can toss them over your shoulder.
You know your boobs are too big when your doctor says, "Damn!!!!!!"
You know your boobs are too big when your asked pose naked by a stranger and you say yes.
You know your boobs are too big when Chelsea Charms looks tiny compared to you.
You know your boobs are too big when your doctor tells you they're to big.
You know your boobs are too big when your boyfriend tells you they're to big.
You know your boobs are too big when they half the length of your arms.
You know your boobs are too big when you can use them as a pillow.
You know your boobs are too big when people wont stop staring.
You know your boobs are too big when you pull them up and find your remote.
You know your boobs are too big when you can use your bra as a sling shot.
You know your boobs are too big when your boobs are bigger than your face.
You know your boobs are too big when guys you don't even know randomly want to hug you.
You know your boobs are too big when you get a heat rash under them.
You know your boobs are too big when you can lay your hands under them.
You know your boobs are too big when you find your cat hiding under them.
You know your boobs are too big when you lift them up and a spare tire rolls out from under them.
You know your boobs are too big when you can keep you food warm under them.
You know your boobs are too big when you can't touch your toes to the wall in front of you no matter what.
You know your boobs are too big whenU can sit on them.
You know your boobs are too big when your boyfriend can climb up to your window on them.
You know your boobs are too big when you can't breath well cause they're weighing down your lungs.
You know your boobs are too big when you can tie them.
You know your boobs are too big when you can trip over them.
You know your boobs are too big when your in Minnesota and people in Mexico can see them.
You know your boobs are too big when they can hang off the side of your bed and touch the floor.
You know your boobs are too big when you can't get up cause they're weighing you down.You know your boobs are too big when your boyfriend can use them as a blanket. You know your boobs are too big when you don't need a sports hellmit, because your boobs wills hit the grownd before your face.
You know your boobs are too big when won't need air bags in your car, because your boobs got you covered.
You know your boobs are too big when you need a boyfreind hung like a horse to get through your cleavage.
You know your boobs are too big whenpeople know you are entering a room before you get in the room.
when they rest on the table and serve as a bookrest when reading
You know your boobs are too big when people know you have arrived 5 minutes before you actually get there!
You know your boobs are too big when I can tilt my head and take a nap on them
You know your boobs are too big when they sit on your lap
You know your boobs are too big when they start getting in the way when your trying to sleep and do other things
You know your boobs are too big whenWhen I can no longer reach the stearing wheel
when you look down and can't see the floor anymore.
lay on your back with no bra on and your boobs are laying one on each side of you.
And you need a periscope to watch tv.
You know your boobs are too big when can fit all your school books in your bra.
You know your boobs are too big when can't fit your hands around someone when you hug them, because you boods are in thr way.
your in a freak car accident but your boobs act as air bags and save you from the impact
when they are being served for dinner...
when your back hurts.... I know! And also when your doctor tells you to get surgey to make them small
You know your boobs are too big when can't see the door handel.
You know your boobs are too big when,you join Facebook or My Space and everyone wants to be your friend.
You know your boobs are too big when everyone keeps asking you for nude pictures all the time.
You know your boobs are too big when can use para chutes as a temporary bra.
You know your boobs are too big when the looks smaller than your breast,up close.